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Vibrators are such a basic sexual toy: everyone should have one or half a dozen. Even as senses dull with age, a well-placed vibrator can still raise the presumed dead and provide a happy ending. The best thing is that even those with a suggestive shape can still be used by both sexes, and this applies to the Jett too despite its very specialist appearance.
Unpacking the Jett reveals elegant, understated presentation, a neat brochure of few words but many informative pictures, and a toy that looks like it means business. A silky pouch is included to prevent the frustration of not finding one component among everything else in the tool drawer when in dire need.
The control panel has well-positioned buttons: separate on/speed up, and speed down/off, for each bullet vibrator and a single one for changing vibration patterns. The + and – buttons need long presses to react: at first I thought the toy was dead on arrival, but luckily no. Once alive, one bullet produces a faster buzz (“treble” in the manufacturer’s word), while the “base” one a more staccato and more powerful vibration. The pattern button reacts much faster in stepping forward on the list of a countless number of buzz combinations, but only one way. If wanting back the pattern just before the current one, one has to rattle through the whole list again. Upon more experimentation, it turns out that long presses of the pattern button also act as on/off.
The rubber harness fits well in its intended position under the glans, and makes one’s dick look the weapon with booster rockets. In solo play, it’s best to recline comfortably on the back, so that the weight of the bullets presses on the frenulum – the effect is frenetic!
There is one thing that is wrong with the toy: the instructions indicate that the vibrating bullets should not get WET. A sex toy that should not get wet: I wonder what the drycleaner will say when I front up with the smudged item...?
Unfortunately, this limits the applications that in my hopes included vaginal insertion and clitoral stimulation at the same time. Maybe I should try to find condoms in the supermarket again, decades after feeling relieved that I left the bloody things behind …
And so I did, to try out the alternative uses for the toy. It is not great for enhancing intercourse while saddled up, as it is rather big, limiting penetration. Not being built like a Lebanese cucumber, for me this is a shortcoming …
However, the female member of the assessment team thinks that there is much promise in juggling with the bullets out of their harness in female solo play. Once in their mackintoshes, one can be hygienically slipped up the pleasure channel, the other held against the clitoris. It will be juggling indeed, needing both hands: one the hold the external bullet in place, the other to work the control panel. More experiments will be conducted when time is less pressing, as to which bullet is better in which position, and which buzz pattern is more satisfying – or frustrating.
As for cleaning the bullets of any play residue, I have used isopropyl alcohol and a tissue. This alcohol is available from hardware stores in a handy spray bottle. Even if it did not evaporate completely (it does), it is already widely used as a hand sanitizer, attesting its safety. And a handy thing to have at home anyway, as it can also be used to dehydrate mobile phones that went for a swim …
